Heard late one night...
Me: 5
Her: 1
Me: 7
Her: 3
Me: 8
Her: 2
Me: ... DAMNIT!
...
Me: 53916DAMNIT2
Yes, it's Lauren and Glen playing verbal naughts and crosses without a board, followed by Glen playing against himself and still managing to lose to a surprise attack.
This was then followed by a game of battleships on 8x8 grids held only in our heads, during which time SOMEONE MAYBE NAMED LAUREN managed to fit a 3-length ship into B3-5 without getting hit by a shell landing on B4.
This is the kind of thing that happens when you leave your Nintendo at the wrong house.